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Why settle for a home page when you can own a CYBER PRESENCE?
NEED A STRONGER INTERNET PRESENCE?
THIS BUSINESS CALLED WEB GUY MIKE➜
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AND MUCH, MUCH MORE!
STARTER SITE
$199.95*
- Up to 3 web pages
- One blinking headline
- Guestbook button
- Choice of 7 backgrounds
POPULAR!BUSINESS DELUXE
$749.00*
- Up to 12 megabytes
- Animated e-mail icon
- Search engine words
- Premium drop shadows
E-COMMERCE EXTREME
$4,999.99*
- Shopping cart picture
- Secure-looking padlock
- 300 product capacity**
- Free Y2K audit
* Prices do not include hourly modem surcharges, scanning, clip art licensing, or snacks. ** Product capacity estimated.
CLIENT TESTIMONIALS!!!
“Before Mike, our website was just a fax. Now it's a fax with a hit counter.”— Ron P., Regional Pager Visionary (fictional)
“The flaming envelope changed everything. Mom clicked it twice.”— Linda N., Cyber Beef Kansas (also fictional)
“Our site loads in under eleven minutes on a good phone line.”— Gary G., Pager Hut Proprietor (extremely fictional)
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